1 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:07,098 - (approaching footsteps) - WALT: Oh, good. 2 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:11,144 My rosary beads didn't dampen your appetite. 3 00:00:11,227 --> 00:00:12,770 You and I have a big problem. 4 00:00:12,812 --> 00:00:14,439 Oh, no. Tell me. 5 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,233 Without me, Dr. Lorraine Colavito's not a doctor, 6 00:00:17,275 --> 00:00:20,445 she's not a therapist, she's a small-time drug dealer. 7 00:00:20,528 --> 00:00:22,322 That was all you? 8 00:00:22,405 --> 00:00:24,782 - She didn't even have a hat. - Wowsville. 9 00:00:24,824 --> 00:00:28,328 Walt, I left a tube of ointment on your nightstand. 10 00:00:28,411 --> 00:00:30,371 WALT: You're the best, Nance. 11 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:32,248 I chafe easily. 12 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:35,960 - What are we gonna do about it? - Wait, you got to ask? 13 00:00:36,044 --> 00:00:37,420 We're gonna make it right. 14 00:00:37,462 --> 00:00:38,796 I'm half this business. Actually, 70/30. 15 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:40,923 I could put that hat on a donkey. 16 00:00:40,965 --> 00:00:43,343 Enough said. Authorship is what 17 00:00:43,426 --> 00:00:44,844 makes capitalism work. 18 00:00:44,927 --> 00:00:47,513 - Otherwise, we're just China. - Damn right. 19 00:00:47,597 --> 00:00:49,057 Here's what I suggest. 20 00:00:49,098 --> 00:00:53,144 (clears throat) You and I don't leave this room 21 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:56,439 until we have hammed out a deal 22 00:00:56,481 --> 00:01:00,068 that works for you and works for me. 23 00:01:00,151 --> 00:01:01,903 What about Lorraine? 24 00:01:01,986 --> 00:01:03,988 What about her? 25 00:01:05,448 --> 00:01:07,825 You s... (mutters) 26 00:01:07,909 --> 00:01:09,952 ♪ ♪ 27 00:01:20,171 --> 00:01:22,924 - Where's Anthony? - Uh, Mom took him to school. 28 00:01:22,965 --> 00:01:25,176 - Good. We need to talk. - (short chuckle) 29 00:01:25,218 --> 00:01:27,136 - That's usually my line. - Yeah. She got to go. 30 00:01:27,178 --> 00:01:29,847 After she just went through? You want to just throw her out? 31 00:01:29,889 --> 00:01:31,724 I want to take her to a dog hospital and put her down. 32 00:01:31,808 --> 00:01:34,060 Danny, no one could have seen this coming. 33 00:01:34,143 --> 00:01:36,729 No one? How many of your stepdads did she bury? 34 00:01:36,813 --> 00:01:38,690 - She stays. - Oh, that's it? Sandra... 35 00:01:38,773 --> 00:01:40,316 I mean, she caused a murder-suicide. 36 00:01:40,358 --> 00:01:42,527 - What's it gonna take? - I can't explain it to you. 37 00:01:42,568 --> 00:01:44,320 You didn't grow up with a real family. 38 00:01:44,362 --> 00:01:46,572 Yeah, I grew up in a foster home and you know what I learned? 39 00:01:46,656 --> 00:01:48,533 Thank God for Child Protective Services. 40 00:01:48,616 --> 00:01:49,867 (door opens) 41 00:01:49,951 --> 00:01:51,244 (door closes) 42 00:01:51,327 --> 00:01:53,204 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 43 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:54,288 I'll be in my room. 44 00:01:54,372 --> 00:01:56,082 Look at her. 45 00:01:56,958 --> 00:01:58,376 She's devastated. 46 00:01:58,459 --> 00:01:59,919 Oh, yeah, she's Jackie Kennedy 47 00:02:00,003 --> 00:02:02,046 with brains all over her dress. 48 00:02:02,672 --> 00:02:06,884 Pack her in a box, call UPS, she got to go. 49 00:02:08,219 --> 00:02:09,470 Danny. 50 00:02:10,221 --> 00:02:11,431 No. 51 00:02:12,390 --> 00:02:13,683 (scoffs) 52 00:02:13,725 --> 00:02:15,977 (indistinct radio chatter) 53 00:02:19,063 --> 00:02:20,315 (car alarm chirps) 54 00:02:20,356 --> 00:02:22,525 (helicopter whirring) 55 00:02:23,568 --> 00:02:26,070 Oh, wonderful. We're on TV. 56 00:02:27,864 --> 00:02:31,492 ♪ Have you never been mellow? ♪ 57 00:02:31,534 --> 00:02:36,372 ♪ Have you never tried ♪ 58 00:02:36,414 --> 00:02:39,250 ♪ To find the comfort from ♪ 59 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:43,671 ♪ Inside you? ♪ 60 00:02:43,713 --> 00:02:45,631 ♪ Have you never been... ♪ 61 00:02:48,551 --> 00:02:51,429 - Ugh. - (phone vibrates) 62 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:52,555 What? 63 00:02:52,597 --> 00:02:53,598 Parked outside 64 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,099 stately Mahnanga Manor. 65 00:02:55,183 --> 00:02:58,227 Oh, thank God. I'll be right down. 66 00:02:58,269 --> 00:02:59,896 (song resumes) 67 00:02:59,937 --> 00:03:03,983 ♪ Have you never been mellow? ♪ 68 00:03:04,067 --> 00:03:07,528 ♪ Have you ever tried? ♪ 69 00:03:07,612 --> 00:03:09,656 Grandma! I got to go. 70 00:03:10,573 --> 00:03:11,949 Have a nice day. 71 00:03:12,742 --> 00:03:14,619 - Did he poop? - No, not yet. 72 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:17,455 Great. So he'll do it on my watch. 73 00:03:17,538 --> 00:03:19,582 Easy with the wet wipes. They don't flush. 74 00:03:20,375 --> 00:03:21,668 Mm, mm, mm. 75 00:03:21,751 --> 00:03:22,960 For so many years I prayed 76 00:03:23,044 --> 00:03:24,796 for a man to come along who wasn't 77 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:26,547 bossy and opinionated. 78 00:03:26,589 --> 00:03:27,965 (chuckles) And look at this. 79 00:03:28,049 --> 00:03:30,009 My prayers have been answered. 80 00:03:30,093 --> 00:03:33,596 Next time, I'll be more specific. 81 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:36,307 (music playing on speakers) 82 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:37,558 - (music stops) - Hey. 83 00:03:37,642 --> 00:03:39,060 How's Frank? 84 00:03:39,102 --> 00:03:42,021 Constipated. How are things in Death Valley? 85 00:03:42,897 --> 00:03:44,482 I got to get rid of Sandra's mother. 86 00:03:44,565 --> 00:03:46,442 Word to the wise. 87 00:03:46,484 --> 00:03:49,028 Make it look like an accident. 88 00:03:51,614 --> 00:03:53,199 Right, so you got Texans minus three, 89 00:03:53,282 --> 00:03:55,660 Jets plus seven... good luck with that one... 90 00:03:55,743 --> 00:03:58,329 and you want to parlay Vikings-Packers over 51 91 00:03:58,371 --> 00:04:00,415 with Seattle-Tampa Bay under 47? 92 00:04:00,498 --> 00:04:01,833 ED: You got it, honey. 93 00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:03,876 - 500 on each. - You're down. 94 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,962 - You have a nice voice. - No, I don't. 95 00:04:06,004 --> 00:04:08,006 Any chance you might want to hook up tonight? 96 00:04:08,089 --> 00:04:10,466 - What? No. - You sure? - (door buzzes) 97 00:04:10,508 --> 00:04:12,343 I got a place in the Colony, right on the beach. 98 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:14,887 Do a couple of lines, watch the sunset. 99 00:04:14,971 --> 00:04:16,514 That's a really nice offer, but I'm seeing somebody. 100 00:04:16,597 --> 00:04:17,849 (scoffs) So am I. 101 00:04:17,932 --> 00:04:20,476 So you're okay that I'm 67 years old? 102 00:04:20,518 --> 00:04:23,354 - (sighs) - Good luck, 112. 103 00:04:25,982 --> 00:04:28,985 - You got bets for me? - Yeah. Here. 104 00:04:29,986 --> 00:04:32,655 Jesus, it's like a ransom note. Where'd you learn to write? 105 00:04:32,697 --> 00:04:34,866 - If you want, I can enter it. - No, I got it. 106 00:04:34,949 --> 00:04:37,243 So, any word from our Orange County connection? 107 00:04:37,327 --> 00:04:38,745 Why? 108 00:04:38,828 --> 00:04:40,747 What do you mean why? You made him our partner. 109 00:04:40,830 --> 00:04:42,707 - So? - So it's not a weird question 110 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:44,083 if words have been exchanged. 111 00:04:44,167 --> 00:04:46,669 - I haven't heard from him. - Thank you. 112 00:04:46,711 --> 00:04:49,964 - (door buzzes) - (lock buzzes) 113 00:04:51,132 --> 00:04:53,885 - Where's my sugar-free Red Bull? - I drank it. 114 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:56,429 - Did you see my name on it? - As a matter of fact, I did. 115 00:04:57,305 --> 00:05:00,433 - Here's the action I took this morning. - Thank you. 116 00:05:00,516 --> 00:05:01,976 Oh. See, Hector? 117 00:05:02,018 --> 00:05:04,896 This is what a grown-up's handwriting looks like. 118 00:05:05,730 --> 00:05:07,899 - Where's my brother? - Uh, he's on a call. 119 00:05:07,982 --> 00:05:09,734 DANNY: Murder-suicide, Sandra. 120 00:05:09,817 --> 00:05:11,319 Murder-suicide. 121 00:05:11,402 --> 00:05:12,945 Saw him on TV this morning. 122 00:05:13,029 --> 00:05:14,947 The dope was waving at the helicopter. 123 00:05:15,031 --> 00:05:17,241 - (Danny continuing indistinctly) - How you been doing? 124 00:05:17,325 --> 00:05:18,910 (sighs) I'm okay. 125 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:21,287 - Little lonely. - I'm sorry. 126 00:05:21,371 --> 00:05:24,916 Between Grandma and Frank, I'm kind of overwhelmed. 127 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:26,417 You could pick up the phone. 128 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:27,794 Oh, please, don't start with me. 129 00:05:27,877 --> 00:05:30,505 Oh, when I start with you, you'll know. 130 00:05:30,546 --> 00:05:32,090 (chuckles) 131 00:05:32,131 --> 00:05:33,841 (toilet flushes) 132 00:05:33,925 --> 00:05:35,093 We're out of hand soap. 133 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:37,136 Do I look like the fucking janitor? 134 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:40,264 Hey. There they are... my dream team. 135 00:05:43,267 --> 00:05:44,519 What? 136 00:05:45,269 --> 00:05:47,563 They call 'em the Cleveland Browns, 137 00:05:47,605 --> 00:05:50,733 but when they bite the pillow Monday night in Steel City, 138 00:05:50,775 --> 00:05:52,568 I'm-a call them my biatch! 139 00:05:52,610 --> 00:05:54,237 That's right, y'all. 140 00:05:54,278 --> 00:05:57,907 We are snorting all the points with Pittsburgh, right? 141 00:05:57,949 --> 00:05:59,575 And when you get paid, 142 00:05:59,617 --> 00:06:01,327 don't forget to smash that like button 143 00:06:01,411 --> 00:06:03,413 and show respect, all right? 144 00:06:03,454 --> 00:06:04,956 This is my Locko from Rocko 145 00:06:05,039 --> 00:06:08,084 AFC North Divisional Home Dawg Game of the Year. 146 00:06:08,126 --> 00:06:09,252 (doorbell rings) 147 00:06:09,293 --> 00:06:11,421 Goddammit! 148 00:06:11,462 --> 00:06:14,382 The fuck?! I'm on air. 149 00:06:15,425 --> 00:06:18,219 Really? I'm about to go live with my picks. 150 00:06:18,261 --> 00:06:19,971 Then pay us and we'll get out of your way. 151 00:06:20,054 --> 00:06:22,223 Just let me finish and I'll give you your money. 152 00:06:22,265 --> 00:06:24,392 He has picks. 153 00:06:24,475 --> 00:06:26,936 It's like you selling birth control. 154 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:29,939 All right, Locko Rock Nation, 155 00:06:29,981 --> 00:06:32,400 you know en fuego with my totals. 156 00:06:32,483 --> 00:06:33,860 17 and one. 157 00:06:33,943 --> 00:06:35,653 What? What? 158 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:38,656 It's unprecedented, it's documented, 159 00:06:38,740 --> 00:06:40,616 it's "fur-mented." 160 00:06:40,658 --> 00:06:42,368 Okay, listen. 161 00:06:42,452 --> 00:06:44,954 Sunday afternoon, you got the two best offenses in the game, 162 00:06:44,996 --> 00:06:48,041 Dallas and Detroit, Motor City and America's Team. 163 00:06:48,124 --> 00:06:49,167 Ugh! 164 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:52,545 Now, Vegas put this at a whopping 57. 165 00:06:52,628 --> 00:06:54,589 What? What? 166 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:56,674 But John Q. Public ain't skurred. 167 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:59,636 Those fuckin' idiots pushed it to 58. 168 00:06:59,677 --> 00:07:01,471 That's why you and me? Listen, shh. 169 00:07:01,512 --> 00:07:03,556 You and me? Listen. 170 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:07,018 We're gonna feed from the contrarian side of the buffet. 171 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,979 We're going under, under, under, under, under, under, under, 172 00:07:10,021 --> 00:07:12,106 under, under, under, under, under, under, 173 00:07:12,148 --> 00:07:13,858 under, under. under, under, under, under. 174 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:16,361 Sell the wife, sell the kids, sell the house, 175 00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:18,571 sell the swing set and fuck the nanny, 176 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:20,698 and put every penny you have 177 00:07:20,782 --> 00:07:23,159 on Locko Rocko's total of the century. 178 00:07:23,201 --> 00:07:26,871 Smash that like button and subscribe, subscribe. 179 00:07:26,954 --> 00:07:29,707 Platinum paywall members, this means you. 180 00:07:29,791 --> 00:07:32,377 Don't wake up Monday morning with a soggy dick in your hand 181 00:07:32,460 --> 00:07:34,879 being like, "I should've listened to Rocko." 182 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:38,549 No, you listen now. Do what I tell you, now! 183 00:07:38,633 --> 00:07:40,385 Locko Rocko out! 184 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:45,223 (exhales) What'd you think? 185 00:07:46,849 --> 00:07:48,726 I think you owe use 42 grand. 186 00:07:48,810 --> 00:07:50,770 Fuck. 187 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:53,898 Mom! 188 00:07:57,902 --> 00:08:01,197 ♪ Because you're every woman in the world... ♪ 189 00:08:01,239 --> 00:08:04,450 You do realize we're sitting on a lot of fresh cash. 190 00:08:04,534 --> 00:08:05,868 Time to call Lurch? 191 00:08:05,910 --> 00:08:07,412 I got nothing better. 192 00:08:08,496 --> 00:08:09,622 (dials) 193 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,749 (line ringing) 194 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:14,627 GREGORY: Mr. Colavito, how can I help you, sir? 195 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:16,587 We have some more cash that needs to find a home. 196 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,631 I'm sure that we can get that done. 197 00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:19,966 How's tomorrow? 198 00:08:20,049 --> 00:08:22,385 Actually, I am currently in Sacramento 199 00:08:22,427 --> 00:08:24,762 putting your initial investment to work. 200 00:08:24,846 --> 00:08:25,763 How's Monday? 201 00:08:25,847 --> 00:08:26,973 See you then. 202 00:08:27,056 --> 00:08:27,974 (monkey screeches) 203 00:08:28,057 --> 00:08:29,684 Is that a monkey? 204 00:08:29,767 --> 00:08:31,269 No, that is a child 205 00:08:31,352 --> 00:08:34,439 with some sort of protective headgear, poor thing. 206 00:08:34,522 --> 00:08:36,190 See you on Monday. 207 00:08:36,274 --> 00:08:38,109 (giggles) 208 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,444 Mmm. 209 00:08:40,236 --> 00:08:42,447 - Sounded like a monkey. - Mm. 210 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:49,245 What the fuck? 211 00:09:00,465 --> 00:09:02,133 Are you kidding me? 212 00:09:06,971 --> 00:09:09,641 No, no! 213 00:09:13,936 --> 00:09:15,980 Walt, we got a problem. 214 00:09:16,064 --> 00:09:18,149 Son of a bitch! 215 00:09:19,150 --> 00:09:21,069 Who knew about this? 216 00:09:21,819 --> 00:09:23,488 You, me and Hector. 217 00:09:24,238 --> 00:09:26,282 (exhales) Hector. 218 00:09:34,123 --> 00:09:35,500 - Oh, shit. - "Oh, shit," indeed. 219 00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:37,835 - You tell anybody about this? - No. 220 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:40,713 - Well, I didn't. - This is what I get for working with amateurs. 221 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:42,006 Hey, I'm not the problem here. 222 00:09:42,090 --> 00:09:43,633 You're saying I am? 223 00:09:43,675 --> 00:09:46,344 Well, one of you two assholes shot your mouth off 224 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:48,012 and now we're out of business. 225 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,681 There's only one asshole here. 226 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:52,517 - It's her. - Oh, children. 227 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:53,851 Fucking children. 228 00:09:53,935 --> 00:09:55,979 God. 229 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,568 You're a disgrace to the hat. 230 00:10:05,989 --> 00:10:07,281 RAY: Oh, shit. 231 00:10:07,365 --> 00:10:08,950 - What? - That's Janelle's ride. 232 00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:10,118 Who's Janelle? 233 00:10:10,201 --> 00:10:11,953 Baby mama number two. 234 00:10:11,995 --> 00:10:14,455 - You told her where you live? - Fuck no! 235 00:10:15,665 --> 00:10:17,291 Tell you what. 236 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:20,003 I'll go in your house if you go in mine. 237 00:10:20,044 --> 00:10:22,130 (indistinct chatter) 238 00:10:22,213 --> 00:10:24,173 GRANDMA: All right, there you go. 239 00:10:24,215 --> 00:10:25,925 JANELLE: Good job, baby. 240 00:10:26,009 --> 00:10:29,012 (cheering, clamoring) 241 00:10:29,053 --> 00:10:30,930 Good job. 242 00:10:31,014 --> 00:10:32,473 Hey. (laughs) 243 00:10:32,515 --> 00:10:35,059 - This is a nice surprise. - It is, isn't it? 244 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:37,562 I think we got a quarterback here, Rayfield. 245 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:40,690 Well, I was hoping he grows up to be a Jewish lawyer. 246 00:10:40,732 --> 00:10:42,775 When were you gonna tell me you were living in Brentwood? 247 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:45,236 Let's go say hi to Frank. 248 00:10:46,029 --> 00:10:49,699 He makes boom-boom in his diaper, too. 249 00:10:51,242 --> 00:10:52,910 I'm living in Brentwood. 250 00:10:52,994 --> 00:10:55,038 While me and your son are living on Pico Boulevard? 251 00:10:55,079 --> 00:10:57,165 - Ain't nothing wrong with Pico. - I got a registered sex offender 252 00:10:57,248 --> 00:10:58,750 living downstairs. 253 00:10:58,833 --> 00:11:00,585 What you want from me, Janelle? I'm trying to give 254 00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:03,421 - my grandma a good life. - Yeah, well, my attorney said 255 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,506 that Ray Junior is entitled to the same standard of living 256 00:11:05,548 --> 00:11:07,467 - as his father. - You talked to an attorney? 257 00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:09,302 - What'd I just say? - We had an agreement. 258 00:11:09,385 --> 00:11:11,304 An attorney's gonna want to know what I do for a living. 259 00:11:11,387 --> 00:11:13,348 We pull that thread, we'll all be out on the street. 260 00:11:13,431 --> 00:11:15,767 You're gonna stand there and tell me this is fair? 261 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,435 Life ain't fair, Janelle. 262 00:11:17,518 --> 00:11:19,896 - We had a one-night stand. - It was a three-day weekend. 263 00:11:19,937 --> 00:11:22,732 - We were both consenting adults. - I was still in high school. 264 00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:25,693 (pops lips) You know what? 265 00:11:25,735 --> 00:11:27,820 Maybe I should just call your other baby mamas 266 00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:29,322 and give 'em your new address. 267 00:11:29,405 --> 00:11:30,448 (exhales) 268 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:36,329 Check and mate, motherfucker. 269 00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:39,248 Okay, give me one I can hit. Right about there, 270 00:11:39,290 --> 00:11:41,250 that's where I like 'em. 271 00:11:41,292 --> 00:11:43,586 (TV chatter continues indistinctly) 272 00:11:43,628 --> 00:11:45,505 Hey. 273 00:11:45,588 --> 00:11:47,757 - Hey. - (sighs) 274 00:11:47,799 --> 00:11:49,968 You busy? 275 00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:51,511 Why? You need help packing? 276 00:11:51,594 --> 00:11:54,931 (sighs) I need you to hear me out. 277 00:11:54,973 --> 00:11:57,600 MAN: Longest one I ever saw. 278 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:02,146 I am so sorry for what happened, 279 00:12:02,230 --> 00:12:03,898 and I know that there's no words 280 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,566 that can ever make it right. 281 00:12:05,608 --> 00:12:07,777 - Goodbye's a word. - Oh, Danny. 282 00:12:07,819 --> 00:12:10,071 You have no idea how many times I've replayed 283 00:12:10,113 --> 00:12:12,490 the events of the last few days. 284 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:15,660 Maybe if I'd worn something more sensible poolside. 285 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:16,953 That's your fix? 286 00:12:16,995 --> 00:12:18,246 Hide the goodies? 287 00:12:18,329 --> 00:12:19,664 I don't know. 288 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,208 I'm trying to make sense of this. 289 00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:23,793 - It's a Greek tragedy. - Come on. 290 00:12:23,835 --> 00:12:25,586 Could you just move this along? I want to get drunk, 291 00:12:25,628 --> 00:12:28,297 stumble into the pool, hit my head and die. 292 00:12:28,339 --> 00:12:30,675 Give me another chance. 293 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:32,176 I can help with Anthony, 294 00:12:32,260 --> 00:12:34,012 - Sandra. - How? 295 00:12:34,095 --> 00:12:36,681 Well, Anthony, as you know, is a very special child... 296 00:12:36,764 --> 00:12:38,349 No, not Anthony. Sandra. 297 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,101 Well, that's easy. 298 00:12:40,143 --> 00:12:42,603 I mean, aside from my peccadillo, 299 00:12:42,645 --> 00:12:44,355 you two have been getting along pretty well. 300 00:12:44,439 --> 00:12:46,274 - Right? - I guess. 301 00:12:46,316 --> 00:12:48,735 The walls are thin, I haven't heard any harsh words. 302 00:12:48,818 --> 00:12:50,528 No, not really. 303 00:12:51,362 --> 00:12:53,865 How are things in the bedroom? 304 00:12:53,948 --> 00:12:55,158 Okay. 305 00:12:55,199 --> 00:12:56,242 The walls are thin. 306 00:12:56,326 --> 00:12:57,660 For a couple your age, 307 00:12:57,702 --> 00:12:59,037 they're fantastic. 308 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,706 - Yeah, all right. - So what's different? 309 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,666 You're saying it's you? 310 00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:06,878 I'm saying I have a leveling effect on my daughter. 311 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:09,172 When I'm not around, she's had a tendency 312 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,591 to go to extremes. 313 00:13:11,674 --> 00:13:13,509 - Like? - Oh, I don't know. 314 00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:16,471 She was, uh, briefly engaged to a guy on death row. 315 00:13:16,512 --> 00:13:18,681 - You're kidding. - And of course there's the time 316 00:13:18,723 --> 00:13:20,558 that she smuggled drugs in her snapper. 317 00:13:20,642 --> 00:13:23,311 - Jesus. - You thought you married Marie Osmond? 318 00:13:23,394 --> 00:13:26,189 I knew there was stuff, but marone, fuck. 319 00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:27,940 Trust me. 320 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,692 You want me around. 321 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:36,240 You mind if I tell Sandra you staying is my idea? 322 00:13:36,324 --> 00:13:39,619 I wouldn't have it any other way. 323 00:13:43,748 --> 00:13:45,291 ♪ ♪ 324 00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:47,168 Hiya, Babe Ruth. 325 00:13:47,210 --> 00:13:50,046 You know, I was just thinking maybe we just... 326 00:13:50,088 --> 00:13:53,383 write off what happened with the neighbors as an anomaly 327 00:13:53,424 --> 00:13:56,010 and give your mother a break. 328 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,887 Did she say anything to you? 329 00:13:57,929 --> 00:13:59,430 Nah, I'm just... 330 00:13:59,514 --> 00:14:01,015 trying to do the right thing. 331 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,810 Oh, Danny, thank you. 332 00:14:03,893 --> 00:14:05,770 Ah, no big deal. 333 00:14:08,231 --> 00:14:09,482 Ah, I'm sorry. 334 00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:11,567 Who do you know in Costa Rica? 335 00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:12,944 DANNY: An offshore book. 336 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,153 They want to do some business. 337 00:14:14,237 --> 00:14:15,905 You need to take that? 338 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,282 Nah. 339 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,076 (puts phone down) 340 00:14:20,118 --> 00:14:21,744 Oh. 341 00:14:21,786 --> 00:14:23,037 What do you think? 342 00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,789 Want to give your bad dog a bone? 343 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,916 Yes, I do, very much. 344 00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:29,377 Come on, you can talk dirtier than that. 345 00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:31,212 I can't. I... I get embarrassed. 346 00:14:31,295 --> 00:14:32,714 Just try. 347 00:14:33,798 --> 00:14:35,300 Okay. 348 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,593 - Fuck you, dog. - No. 349 00:14:37,635 --> 00:14:39,637 Not like that. Like, like... 350 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,472 "I'm gonna fuck you so hard, 351 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,308 I'll destroy your pussy." 352 00:14:43,391 --> 00:14:45,476 - Is that what you want? - Well, no, not literally. 353 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,854 It's just dirty talk. It's fun. 354 00:14:47,937 --> 00:14:49,188 All right. 355 00:14:51,316 --> 00:14:52,775 I'm so mad at your pussy, 356 00:14:52,817 --> 00:14:54,527 I want to mess it up. 357 00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:56,988 - You can just take your bathing suit off. - Yeah, okay. 358 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,115 SANDRA (in distance): Ooh, what's my mean, old bookie 359 00:14:59,157 --> 00:15:00,700 gonna do if I can't pay? 360 00:15:00,783 --> 00:15:03,119 DANNY: Oh, you don't want to know. 361 00:15:03,161 --> 00:15:04,454 SANDRA: Oh, yes I do. 362 00:15:04,495 --> 00:15:05,788 DANNY: Okay, give me a minute. 363 00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:07,123 SANDRA: Oh, Danny, for God's sake, 364 00:15:07,165 --> 00:15:08,458 just say you're gonna fuck me. 365 00:15:08,499 --> 00:15:10,918 DANNY: One fucking, coming at you! 366 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,421 - (harp playing gently) - (indistinct chatter) 367 00:15:39,322 --> 00:15:41,282 May I have your attention, please? 368 00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:44,369 Thank you. I'm Walt Dinty. 369 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,162 - Thank you all for coming. - (applause) 370 00:15:46,204 --> 00:15:47,914 Oh! 371 00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:51,000 Ah. 372 00:15:51,042 --> 00:15:52,377 (clears throat) 373 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:55,004 The expansion of consciousness... 374 00:15:55,046 --> 00:15:56,964 the yearning for truth 375 00:15:57,006 --> 00:15:59,592 that is the God-given right of every human being... 376 00:15:59,676 --> 00:16:03,513 has long been monopolized by the left. 377 00:16:03,554 --> 00:16:06,140 The libs. Dare I say it? 378 00:16:06,224 --> 00:16:07,433 The hippie pedos. 379 00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:09,018 Well, that changes today. 380 00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:12,063 With American-grown psilocybin. 381 00:16:12,146 --> 00:16:13,898 Every one of us 382 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:17,360 can look God in His white, blue-eyed face 383 00:16:17,402 --> 00:16:20,446 and say, "I knew You looked like me." 384 00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:22,573 So, with no further ado, 385 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,076 I would like to introduce you to a graduate 386 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:28,037 of Stanford's psychedelic research facility, 387 00:16:28,079 --> 00:16:31,749 your Sherpa on this spiritual mountain climb, 388 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:35,795 the world-renowned Dr. Nancy Rinpoche. 389 00:16:35,878 --> 00:16:37,922 (light applause) 390 00:16:40,842 --> 00:16:43,720 I figured I take the high road. Less traffic. 391 00:16:43,761 --> 00:16:45,763 I don't know if it's the high road, but I worked things out 392 00:16:45,847 --> 00:16:48,099 - with Janelle. - What, you make it look like an accident? 393 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,268 No, I offered to come let her live in guest house. 394 00:16:50,351 --> 00:16:51,853 You're gonna live with your ex-girlfriend 395 00:16:51,894 --> 00:16:53,646 and she's gonna see you coming and going? 396 00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:56,274 It's the guest house, it has its own entrance. 397 00:16:56,357 --> 00:16:58,985 Oh, fuck me. 398 00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:00,528 Maybe you could go live on Pico. 399 00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:01,779 GRANDMA (in distance): Rayfield. 400 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,698 - Rayfield! - Aw, damn. 401 00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:06,951 I got to go wipe dookie off an old man's ass. 402 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,580 Poor bastard. 403 00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:16,502 Wonder if I could fuck again? 404 00:17:18,379 --> 00:17:19,881 What's going on? 405 00:17:19,922 --> 00:17:22,216 He's gone, Rayfield. 406 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,968 The Lord took him. 407 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,054 He's with the angels now. 408 00:17:26,095 --> 00:17:28,348 Why are you holding a pillow? 409 00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:31,726 I'm not. 410 00:17:31,768 --> 00:17:33,811 ♪ ♪ 411 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,986 ♪ J'aime ♪ 412 00:17:48,242 --> 00:17:50,453 ♪ J'aime ♪ 413 00:17:53,623 --> 00:17:55,416 ♪ I love, I love ♪ 414 00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:56,668 ♪ I, I love ♪ 415 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,544 ♪ I love ♪ 416 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:02,548 ♪ I love ♪ 417 00:18:02,632 --> 00:18:05,176 ♪ I love-I love Jimmy Luxury ♪ 418 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,803 ♪ J'aime ♪ 419 00:18:06,844 --> 00:18:08,972 ♪ Hey, hey, la-da-da-da ♪ 420 00:18:09,013 --> 00:18:12,475 ♪ I'll see you tomorrow in Havana ♪ 421 00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:17,438 ♪ I-I love Jimmy. ♪